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Gibberula lessingae is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk, in the family Cystiscidae. It is named after Doris Lessing.
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Science and Technology University is a private four-year university located in Zhengzhou, Henan, China. Founded in October 1984, undergraduate education was implemented in 2000.
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