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{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
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Jérôme Badini is a French saxophonist, composer and founder of the electro-sax style. He was appointed jazz producer at Radio France in 2010.
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Putney Pocket Park is a public pocket park in the London Borough of Wandsworth near to Putney town centre.
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