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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}

{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}

{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}

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